I'll be having a large lunch so that I won't have to eat much at my sister-in-law's. Ever heard the saying, ".... couldn't parboil shit for a tramp." ? Well, she'd burn it. She consistently ruins a beautiful toupie ham by halving and pre-slicing it and then warming it up at 250F for a couple of hours. Dryyyy ? As Turkey Turd Beer.

She makes cheesecake with a graham crust that could hold an M1-A1 main battle tank. I bent my fork on one at my brother's birthday dinner. He laughed, she scowled at him... ah, quality time with the relatives.