The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #58707 Message #930557
Posted By: Amos
10-Apr-03 - 02:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: Hazardous Material Datasheet
Subject: RE: BS: Hazardous Material Datasheet
Additional applications known to be under development or in actual use:
1. When correctly oriented serves as highly effective tuning filter for mental activities; occasionally reported as an aid to navigation (mixed results reported).
2. In correct doses known to be an anti-depressant and can produce emotional improvements ranging from stability to a pleasant exhileration. Use of this element for this purpose is still under study (and has been for several thousand years) and is known to have risks including bizarre unintended consequences and deleterious side effects including emotional rollercoasters and self-abasement.
3. Can be used as a financial stabilizer in the right combinations. However the exact formula for this application has not been verified and unintended consequences from improper application, including sudden bankruptcy, have been recorded .
4. Use as cleaning agent for homes should not be undertaken lightly; has been known to make houses suddenly disappear.
5. Incomparably effective at rendering aid and comfort when needed, if correctly stored.