Thank you Spaw, for being such a fart-infested inspiration to CarolC that she could not wait for your birthday to share this rare and wonderful website with us!
And what a fitting way for us all to celebrate your existence on the planet, whatever it's infamous day of origin.
You know, my dear, that this is the 307th day of the rest of your life...how ya doin' with that?
I must away now, my love, I have so many, many firemen to send this lovely greeting card along to....