You know why brunettes tell blonde jokes?
They have to have something to do on Saturday night.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
So it's more comfortable when their brunette friends come and cry on their shoulder when their dumped for the 50th time.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't know - we always get our brunette friends to change them for us.

Why do blondes let brunettes think their stupid?
Man, pity pays big!

Why to brunettes think blondes are so dumb?
They've got to delude themselves that they're better than somebody.

Why do blondes say that they have more fun?
Because everyone else knows it's true.

Why do blondes allow "dumb blonde" jokes?
They know it takes the pressure off the Kykes, Wops, Hebes, Spics, Polocks, Homos, Mics, Red Injuns, Slant-eyes, Chinks, and everyone else that people "used" to like to make fun of.