Cool American accent, Cllr. I can almost hear your chewing gum cracking.

Carol, that was so not fair...I have work to do!! As the Brits say, BRILL!

Aloha,
Mark

(So now what are you going to do for the real birthday? Hey, I know...you can mail him an accordion, only instead of music it plays farts. Wait a minute, what am I saying: instead of music??? Isn't that what the lawyers call assuming the counterfactual?)