A blonde, tired of being thought stupid and wanting some respect, had her hair color changed to brunette; hair, eyebrows, everything. Sure enough, she started getting more respect and decided to take a drive in the country to celebrate. Eventually, she came upon a farmer mending a fence near the road. In the pasture behind the farmer was a large flock of sheep. She stoped the car and walked over to talk with the farmer. “If I can guess how many sheep are in that flock over there, will you give me one?”, the girl asked. The farmer thought it a strange request but figured there was little chance she would guess correctly so he agreed. “Three hundred eighty-seven!” exclaimed the girl. The farmer's jaw dropped in amazement. “That's exactly right.” he said. “Go on over and pick out the one you want.” The girl was carrying the animal back to her car when the farmer looked up and called out to her, “Say, if I can guess your natural hair color, will you bring my dog back?”

      - Mark