Bretherin (of all genders) of the Church of the Holy Mudcat,

As no real religion ever gets by without some form of schism, can I start the first?

Archbishop BSeed has translated the Holy writ thus:-

>Naturally, the most holy ritual is the Hokey Pokey...

In my part of London it's called the "Hokey Cokey"

Should now start a Holy War which runs for many generations and cost umpteen thousand lives before somes in "authority" decides that one letter isn't really worth a wet slap?

On second thoughts, let's just cut straight to the reconciliation.

Yours in the Cause

Walrus