You know what I detest? Confusing threads. I hate them almost as much as birthday threads. Don't you people understand that people arrive here already confused, that we are here to help them, rather than add to their previously existing confusion? This is not what the Mudcat Cafe was designed for...to confuse. NO! We are here to HELP!! Do you really think that people like Joe Offer and me are pleased to see this confusion run rampant? WE ARE NOT PLEASED!!! I insist that all of you confusers desist and report to the nearest mental health center immediately! Carol the Sailor and Spaw...you are the ones responsible for this specific bit of confusion. You must immediately make a pubic apology to all of the Sensible and Sane Catters like Joe Offer and me. You must also work to undo the deeds of confusion you have done, the seeds of confusion you have sown. You also are fined $10.36 for this act. Send the money to me posthaste! And quit this silliness!