You get a box of this stuff called "Kraft Dinner" and you follow the directions on that. I don't know why you folks are making it more complicated than that. It's never gonna taste any better; as a matter of fact it only tastes good at about 3 AM when you're drunk or stoned.

Or else whatever is left, fry it up the next day and coat liberally with seasoned salt. But you have to be really hungry.