Leej don't seem to be gettin' too many bites on his relics. I sent him a few more like the pillowcases encrusted with the copious drool of Neil Young, direct from the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. Also now have quite a few of these as the original serves as the Altar Cloth below the tiple suspended by two condoms.

We have several condoms used not by Art, but by his Rubber Chicken; Several splinters of Rick Fielding's imploding 12 string named Pedro; One inch squares of the Holy shroud (read:flannel shirt) worn by our Saint of All Wisdom and Kindness, Sandy Paton (also included is a note from Caroline telling what he's really like); the Original insignia of "Incredible Dumbass" worn proudly by Banj before being promoted to General F****UP; the first stopwatch used by Joe Offer to time himself while researching and posting obscure bullshit; a gross of the prototype condoms produced before the latex explosion at the Mudcat Condom Factory---these are the "Big Mick" model with "WELCOME TO MUDCAT" written down the side; 3342 of Peter T.'s discarded thoughts of the day; a bag of used litter containing the Irish Ire of Katlaughing............hey, the stuff is rolling in!!!!

Please let Leej or me know what you want. And as I remember reading somewhere: Check Back Often-New Things Added Every Day.

catspaw