Er, MAG. . .don't take it personally that Clementine is climbing your leg with those back claws of hers. And those chomps on your hand and arm, those are just love bites.

Put the catnip down slowly. . .put your hands up. . .step back from the catnip. . .no one will get hurt. . .

Funny. I didn't know Clementine knew how to use a bullhorn. Who is the ventriloquist? It's that darned Snat!