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Thread #58708   Message #932574
Posted By: Ely
13-Apr-03 - 04:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: Blonde Jokes
Subject: RE: BS: Blonde Jokes
We just substitute "Aggie" here in Texas (as in, a student of Texas A&M University).

Q: How many Aggies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A: Six--one to read the recipe and five to shell the M&M's.


Q: Why was the lady Aggie's bellybutton bruised?

A: Her husband was an Aggie, too. (Yes, that one's crass but it evens the gender thing slightly)