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Thread #58708 Message #932913
Posted By: Terry K
14-Apr-03 - 04:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: Blonde Jokes
Subject: RE: BS: Blonde Jokes
100,000 blondes attended the annual "Blondes Convention".
On the stage, the MC introduced a gorgeous blonde who would prove conclusively that blondes are not stupid, by answering a question.
He asked "what is 23 plus 12?". The blonde thought for a while and eventually answered "forty eight?".
"I'm sorry, that's incorrect".
100,000 blondes cried out "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
So he asked another question - "what is 10 plus 13". Again she thought for a while and came up with "twenty nine?"
"I'm sorry, that's incorrect".
100,000 blondes cried out "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
So he asked another question - "What is 1 plus 1". The blonde agonised over this for a while, then answered "two?"
100,000 blondes cried out "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"