Guest 36 24 ............. I see you derriere has reduced in size from 36 to 26 in just 3 days. We could market this, me a former diet chef you with an hour glass figure.
Let me help you overcome the loss of Tyke, he obviously cares little that he has broken your heart, trust me I can help it mend, my tender ministrations will soon soothe you. I can also sing loud and flat, play guitar badly ................I'll even buy some loud shirts