Interesting political developement in this morning's paper. American President, GW Bush has cancelled his visit to Canada's capitol, Ottawa. Proving once again that NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY will tell the truth anymore, Ari Fleischer says it's a "scheduling mix-up". Damn, I'd almost forgive the whole friggin' lot of them, if even ONE official would say "You're fuckin' right he's not comin', ya disloyal Commie scum"!

Even Chretien has to play along, saying: "Nope, by gar dere's no problem, I 'ope he'll come in da' fall".

Oh Jean, you aren't going to run again....what a treat if you'd just say "We 'ate each others guts"!

BUT......but.....Chretien's going to the Dominican Republic for a "working vacation" (whatever that is) and guess who his golf partner's gonna be? Yep, Bubba himself. They actually ARE friends.

Can you imagine what the conversation's gonna be like after a few brewskis?

Clinton: "I still don't know how that dork Gore coulda blown it!"

Chretien: "Don't dey' have any admission exams at dat' Yale place"?

Frenchie "Freedom" Ventanal