So when Iraq comes out with it's new national anthem know one is going to know what it sounds like for 6 months because thier ears will still be ringing.

Oh, sorry I slipped a groove! I'm blonde.

What does a blonde say after sex?
A1: Are all you guys on the same team.
A2: Who cares.
A3: Just use some more from Spaw's list: Next., I'm sorry honey were you saying something.

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?
An interpreter.