Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah, that's the syndrome all right. Man, you should've been a William Shatner fan, Spaw, and gotten rid of that damned idiot box you sit in front of every day, and you'd have been able to hold off the aging process better. You could've been lean and svelte like me. You could've even owned dachshunds. You "coulda been a contendah".

I fear it's too late now, though.

- LH