khandu sez:Do you really think that people like Joe Offer and me are pleased...?? ....blah,bluh,blablabla!

Get a grip khandu az no one in thar right mind gives a damn whether Ken-I-hate-BS Threads-khandu and yore dear friend, Joe Offer, iz pleased or not. This ain't behavior befitting a person of royal lineage, even if it's a somewhat muddied gene pool.   

Spaw I believe your treatment would be the best thing. We need a lot of kerosene (about 900 gallons), a spray rig, a zippo, and an old abandoned farmhouse for khandu to light up. I know he's not been himself since his cousin-brother-uncle-dad Trent was shown the door a short time ago and this calls for extreme measures. A good bonfire or book burning would put the glow in the boy's cheeks again.
If not, I'd say that a lynch party using manniquins or inflatable love dolls would surely snap him back to reality.

I'd just like to see khandu cut and paste a 5,000 word article on solar windmills and post it here sometime and see how tight him and Joe Offer really is! Haw!!

Yerz,
Tweed