Tweed buddy, the boy is really losing it......Did you see that last bit? I mean he's just sucking up real bad and I dunno'...........I tell ya' Tweedster I don't think we can afford the 900 gallons..............Hmmmm.............But maybe you're on to something there!   

I know that Ol' Bobertz got in an order of love dolls that aren't what he wanted and we can get them cheap......and they'd be perfect for your idea! The order he was expecting was for a gross of "Ginny Vaginey-Anatomically Correct Playmates," but you know how he is about all that West Virgina crap so he added a "West" in front of the name on the order. Well, the guy at the factory knew that everything was bass-ackwards in West Virginia so he relabeled a box of "Patty Poopchute" dolls instead. Bobertz says he tried 'em but it just wasn't his thing. So we get those from him and then inflate them with propane. Shouldn't take more than one jug to inflate all 143 of them (Remember that Bobertz used one and I ain't touchin' that one!).

Then I'll pick up some of them skids that the local lumber yard has laying outside. With 5 skids and a roll of duct tape we can make 143 crosses and on top of eash one we put a propane filled Patty Poopchute doll

Now all we need is maybe 2 gallons of kerosene. Let's see, a nickel a piece on the dolls, a jug of propane, skids (free), duct tape, kerosene..........Man the whole thing will be less than 20 bucks!!!!

So we set all this up in front of khandu's place and pour some kerosene on the base of each cross and light 'em up! As soon as the flames start growing they'll reach the opening where the plastic is thin on Patty dolls.........AND OFF THEY'LL GO!!!!

Damn Tweed, can you see it? 143 love dolls with flaming asses climbing skyward like some perverted fireworks display! As they fizzle out they zip this way and that like deflating ballons and fall back to earth trailing little flames while the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOO" and "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH".............Man it will be glorious!!

How can something so stirring, so dramatic, so, dare I say it, almost patriotic, not bring Brother khandu back to reality? Call Bobertz and get the Patty Poopchutes and I'll grab the skids and we can get to work on this right away!

Spaw