I, being the active, virile person that I am, do not suffer from this affliction. However, I have done research on behalf of those poor, soggy lapped people who do. (No thanks expected, that's just the kind of great fellow that I am!)

In the case of many who suffer from this humiliating malady, I have discovered this bit of wisdom. Take a whole tab of Viagra and stand on your head for fifteen-thirty minutes immediately after taking it. This method will invert the effects of the miracle drug and will cause a pleasant and lasting stiffening of the neck. You may then nod off without fear. Your neck will hold your head in the erect position.

However, Spaw, in your case it is not necessary to do the head stand. Just take the pill and soon your whole body will be in the erect position and will remain so for quite some time. This applies to you because, as everyone here heartily agrees, you are 100% prick.

Again, no thanks are expected or accepted. Glad to be of help!

khandu