Ha! Ha! Ha! What a naive idiot that guy must be. He should go to Blind River and hook up with BDiBR. They would probably get along great, and they could cruise the bars (I think there are 2 or 3 in that town) looking for "action".

Here's a joke I heard a while back:

Question: How do you get your girlfriend to quit bugging you for sex all the time?

Answer: *** Marry her. ***

Sad, but in many cases...true. It can work the other way too. This guy should be told. :-)

But your speech would've been wasted on him, Clareling. For a neat movie with a duck in it, rent "Howard The Duck". It's unique, and a lot of fun too.

- LH