My God, Rustic! I wish I had such abilities to fall asleep at the drop of a hat. And I'm male.

I once roomed in a place where my neighbour, a tall fellow named Olaf, was a sleepwalker. One night he got up, totally asleep, came out into the hall, tried to enter my room (which was locked), fumbled around for a minute with the door handle, then went into the bathroom (shared facility), took a hot shower which lasted, oh, 3 minutes, walked back through the kitchen leaving a trail of watery footprints, and went back in his room and went to bed...ASLEEP the whole time! He had left the shower running and steaming like hell, so I finally got up and turned it off, and also turned out all the lights which he had left on as well. This all happened about 3 AM, and Olaf remembered nothing about it the next day, but he wondered how his bed got so damp overnight.

Top that.

- LH