Just a lighthearted enquiry (vaguely music-related, so not totally BS): I noticed today that our local Outdoor Shop is offering a "Festival Package" comprising a tent, 2 sleeping bags and 2 sleeping mats, all for 50 UKP. ("No soap included", they added.)

No doubt they were not thinking specifically (if at all) of folk festivals, but it set me speculating as to what they might throw in to make the package more attractive to folkies bound for the festivals.

Obvioulsy a Castignari or a Martin would be nice, but a bit unrealistic. I'll start the suggestions with:

Earplugs
Pewter beer tankard
Toilet roll

Any more suggestions?