Weir was the topic of Letterman's Top Ten last night.

Top Ten Messages Left on Mike Weir's Answering Machine

10. "Congratulations and, oh yeah, who the hell are you?"

9. "This is the Canadian Golf Hall of Fame. Want to be our first
    member?"

8. "It's Tiger Woods. Finishing fifteenth would feel much worse
    if it weren't for my 62-million dollars worth of endorsements.

7. "Dude, I was so drunk when I was watching the Masters, I
    actually thought you won"

6. "It's Tiger again. Seriously, give me the damn jacket"

5. "This is President Bush. Today you made all of us proud to be
    Canadian"

4. "Crap, must've misdialed. I was trying to reach Jose Maria
    Olazabal"

3. "Hootie Johnson here. Victory dinner is on me-but don't
    bring your wife"

2. "I see you've used some of your prize money to buy an
    answering machine"

1. "You seem to be good at sports-can you play for the Mets?"