Okay we need help eh? It's BAD. Tim Horton's is closed down!!! The whole flippin' store is shut down, and the parkin lot has them thingies they put up when the y work on the roads eh? them orange thingies.

They are renovating!!! As if. The place was fine. Now it's empty.

What the flip are we supposed to do when the only flippin Tim Horton donut shop in town is flippin CLOSED???!!!

Okah, so they got in this truck that sells donuts and coffee and it's parked at the back. Well, that's NOT GHOOD EnUFGFF!!! I need a flippin palce to sit down and rest my butt while I impress the local girls and the female toorists eh?

This town is in a state of SHOCK! I am not foolin. It's bad. REal bad.

I figger if Gorge Flippin Bush can afford to blast hell out of IRAK and send 300,000 soldiers across the flippin world that he can afford to do something for Blind River eh? Like send some aid and reopen our Tim HOrton's.

I wrote the idiot Jean Chretin in Ottawa and he did not reply. He can't talk right anyway! He sounds like one of them Frog lumberjacks after a bad weekend in the bush.

Come on, Americans! We need your help. I never thought I would admit it, but we do.

Just dont' send in the tanks. Airlift money. And beer. Lots of both would be good.

BDiBR