Possible Final Ree-Port on Pepe:

Wal, we hev completely dee-molished Pepe's former residence, the adobe hut, and kilt a fair number of wetbacks who most likely was in his gang or were sympathizers of his'n. We ain't found the danged rifle, but who cares? The important thing is, all them Mexicans now understand whut it means ta git in the way of Ranch Dee-velopment and the Winnin' of thuh Middle East. We are gonna improve the lot of the survivin' Mex's by employin' them to keep an eye on each other, and work as house servants and thet sort of thing. They are good at thet, and you kin pay 'em next to nuthin' fer doin' it too.

Pepe has disappeared like frost on a hot summer day. Vamoosed. Skeedaddled. We figger thet maybe the Arapahoes up on thuh Syrian Reserve done took him in, so we figgers to git t'gether a real big buncha cowboys and teach them Injuns a lesson they won't fergit...real soon! That's if'n they don't fall inta line fast, and cooperate fully with our lee-jitimate dee-mands, which hev been itemized on a 50-page document which Ah will not bore you with the dee-tails.

If'n we do find Pepe Ah will be sure ta let y'all know, but hell, he ain't no more important now than a flea on a donkey's ass. He is yesterday's news. Ah'm kinda goin' ta miss ol' Pepe...

- LH