Marvellous, marvellous -- I can just hear the argument -- which the register has translated into abstract Brit-speak -- going down in the original thick Negril patois, which the average Brit can't even understand!

It does bring up some interesting song concepts -- parodies on "Hello, Central, Get Me Doctor Jazz", and "Operator -- Can You Help Me Make this Call", and a whole mess of notions like "Why Don't You Answer?" and "Is this the party to whom I am speaking? Are you sure?". LOL!


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