What a strange group of people you are! I can hardly believe that you're all telling the truth, especially that Steve Latimer guy. Where'd you make up a name like that? You don't play banjo do you? Up in a tree maybe.

Little Hawk sounds like some right wing militarist.

And Carol C, you're not the Carol Crumphitz I dated back in high school are you? Remember, we went to the drive in. You were some pissed when you discovered it had been closed for several years!

Rick Fielding! Rick Fielding!

Did you play guitar in Clutter's Corners back in 75? You weren't that guy who kept fuckin' up the Merle Haggard, by puttin' extra chords in it were you? It doesn't matter, cuz I wasn't one of the guys who beat you up.

I still have yer guitar though!

And finally (for now) PETER T, PETER T? What's the deal, you some kind of spy or somethin' or do you just think you're better than the rest of us?

Stu (without Dorkas. The bitch ran of last night with Mavis! What the hell has she not got that I got?)