I might've known this would happen eventually. Oh, the tedium. The dross. The endless fart jokes. The non-musicality of it all. You think I'm gonna read all the posts above this one? Think again. I've got better things to do, like sucking on this old shoe I found out back by the firepit...

Don't think that it's going to get you another free Billy Bigmouth Bass to put on your wall either. I am not even sending you the batteries this time.

- LH