The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #58714   Message #935104
Posted By: Bobert
16-Apr-03 - 08:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
Well, this aint the Boberdz right now, this be his son! I come back to read the thread and dag on if I hadn't found myself laughin so hard my sides wuz hurting..then i realized there be some truth in the matter, and I dun changed my tone. ***Has the evil look of blackmail in his eyes***

First, since I've already started the post, I can't really start it off with 'First I'd like to say..' I gotta be like..

Secondly, I'd like to say happy birthday to der Mr.Catspaw, he's almost as old as my pa. Dag on old man...

Thirdly, I've got a little collection of my own I'd like to contribute to the collection, now, I done blowed up my doll(I had to break into Rufus's car to get it) and I told it to work and it just lay there like a balloon, like what the heck? So I figger I got rufus's broken doll and it aint worth a dang so I might as well fill it up with explosives and watch it fly into the sky. See spaw, I'm willing to dat just for you!

Fourthly, I think ken needs to take a bit of a chill pill :P mr.khandu hates everything! I can see it next time 'Ken-I hate "People who mention how I hate things"-khandu' or 'Ken-I hate people with more than one point in a post-khandu' or even 'Ken-I had boberdz 17 year old son-khandu' :D Just messin with you mr.khandu, I'm sure you're a perfectly reasonable person...and retha may's not got a sweet-tooth. GRIN.

Fifthly, I done got myself a highschool diplomer now, so I'm learnt fellow, and even usin my supreme intelligence and interlect, I've come across a snag the following thing..If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a a day and a half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds from a dill pickle? Now personally I think the answer is C but my dad insists its yeller...and I think someone should clear this up.

Sixthly!! Wow 6 points! Hey der tweezer. Been treatin my old man right? I hope not haha. Good to catch up with yallz

Lastly, seriously, happy birthday spaw.
-Will