"...am I the only one who sees something sinister going on?"

Misophist, your word play is so dextrous! Seriously though, we lefties have always taken a perverse pride by being thought sinister.

I don't play golf, but I like to read about it. Y'all should try P.G. Wodehouses's golf stories. They're great, offering elegance, escapism and finally, sleep.

I love the old names for the clubs, niblick, mashie, wedgie. I just learned another one, but now I've forgotten it!