license Morris Dancing, Quite right as well bloody dangerouse, any of you attending the Hastings May day Festival will have been frightend out of a days growth by the scarry lot with big sticks and the even scarrier lot wiv scarves. How can you be expected to have a quiet piss up wiv all that noise going on!!!

Same goes for Folk Music Ban it and shoot all the Musicians then we can sit in the pub all day watching football and kicking shit out of each other in peace.

De Orc