I'm bringing my own crapper, Spaw...

Artsy Fartsy CarolC type Crapper

khandu, not sarcasm. Never sarcasm. Just a little pop psychology I got from Dr. Phil. Take it. It's good for you.

Now. About this fine. I see your treasury is sorely in need of some loot. I can help with this. Bobert can take care of the record keeping. I'm prepared to finance your Kingdom for ten times the amount of the fine, that's $132.00, for ten years at only 49% interest compounded weekly. You can't lose with this deal. Have your people get in touch with my people and we'll get the details worked out.

Spaw, the 8-track is on its way. I sent it by bicycle carrier to ensure extra-swift delivery.

Now... khandu, Bobert, Tweed and Will. It's time for your meds. Spaw asked me to keep you boys safe and out of trouble until Friday, so I've got a nice assortment of pills in all kinds of pretty colors, and you can wash them down with peach or melon flavored cool-aid. Snack time after meds. You've got a choice of animal crackers or fruit roll-ups to go with your cool-aid. You can watch cartoons while you have meds and snack time, but then you have to take your naps. We'll make sure somebody wakes you up in time for the fireworks.