Searched the digitrad and only found a brief reference. Does anybody know additonal verses to this one? It's been around for ages...

There's a skeeter on my peter
Whack it off (Whack it off!)
There'es a skeeter on my peter
Whack it off (Whack it off!)
There's a dozen on my cousin
You can hear the bastards bussin'
There's a skeeter on my peter
Whack it off (Whack it off!)

Thanks in advance, musicologists, for an in-depth scholarly review of this gem.