Oh, oh, I'm beginning to see where this thread is going! I'm reminded of the old bawdy song "Three Old Whores from Winnepeg" in which the ladies in question are comparing the dimensions of their respective apertures. Says one old whore finally "Well, mine's as big as the moon, the ships sail in on the first o' the year, and don't come out till June."

Gosh, it's awful quiet around here...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble