I saw this thread just this morning and this was the first song that popped into my warped mind. As I read down the thread I was happy to find someone, Aidan, who also seems to have a warped groove!

So with apologies to the Allison's and the late Jim Reeves...........

He'll Have to Go
(J. Allison - A. Allison)

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone
Just be sure, that you are really, all alone
Turn the vibes...way up high...the ringer low
And tell that man, that you don't need him,
He'll have to go

You can't buzz me to climax
When I, am not alone
Oh I love you, just keep ringing,
My darling No--kia phone

So I put my sweet lips, a little closer, to the phone
And I was sure, that I was really, all alone
Turned the vibes...way up high...the ringer low
I told that man, I didn't need him,
He had to go.

Spaw