Scuze us yall but me an Paw an Buford an the Reg Boyz wuzza wundrin iffen we mite git uz sum reespite heer oursels? Miz kat allus bin purty nice an all an we hadduz a kinda bad nite. Thingz bin goin rite poorly fer uz an tonite we thot wud be purty gud but our last porta potty dun got blowd up an set the condom factree on fire. I dunno whut weer gonna do now but mebbee iffen we git ta thinkin on it weel git it figgered out. So mebbee yall cud see yer way cleer ta mebbee giv uz one uv them Smooties and 6 straws and weel jus sit over thair in thet corner and mind our own bizniz or tha fact thet now we got no bizniz. Much Obliged.

CLETUS HARDINGER