What the FLIP is goin' on here??? What is this plotz about dreams and Einstein and stuff like that?

WE ARE TALKIN ABOUT A SHUT DOWN TIM HORTONS HERE OKAY???!!!

Jeez! Gimme a flippin break!

Who is the dork who started all this talkin about other stuff that dont belong here?

The flippin donut shop is still closed and there anit no beer in the fridge neether. My idiot bruther locked me in the basement the other day, eh? What a bolthole!!! I tried to find some skunky beer to drink cos I couldnt get out and there was all these empties down there, and I ddid find some and drnak it and got relly SICk! Blauagh!

Man I was as sick as a flippin dog. He is gonna PAY!

And if DEAD flippin DRunk in Dead Falls ever comes here I will punch his flippin lights out and dump him headfirst down a outhouse hole. I know where there is a good one, juts rght for that loser, eh? I show no mercy to boltholes, corkpullers, and dorks!!! Speciallty ones from Mon-flippin-Tana! Hey, goof, know what we use yer flippin flag for in Blind River? Guess...

BDiBR