Well Cluin - THANKS!!

You just defragged another from the all elusive memory that immediately forgets the Latin future-perfect-past-tense conjugative chart but never forgets the rhyme told you once in an elementry school yard. West Coast 1962

(Tune - Under the Old Apple Tree) It was under the old Model T
When she first showed it to me
It was hairy and black
And she called it her crack
But it looked like a man-hole to me.

So I took out my 14 inch pole
And stuck it up her man-hole
She started to scream
So I let out the cream
She started to cry
So I pissed in her eye
It was under the old Model T

In a similar thread a more sophisticated version is recalled.

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=5478#667232

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

BTW - I was surprised to discover this week that a "bawd" is the female proprietress of a house of prostitution.