Well, I can assure you of one thing...he is not in Twillingsgate. Neither is Tony Blair, who is even more unpopular here than Saddam Hussein, although that fool Winston is a big fan of his! You see, Winston is always delighted at the thought of massive military retaliation and bloodshed, regardless of whether it's necessary or even legal. I think he secretly admires Saddam too, but he's circumspect enough not to say so openly. He has long cherished a dream of running this whole town by lordly decree, and having statues of himself erected on every corner, I'm sure.

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