The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #57719   Message #937002
Posted By: gnu
21-Apr-03 - 07:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: American jokes
Subject: RE: BS: American jokes
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."