If a girl ask s you if she's "fat"...don't,like say "Is the Pope Catholic?" and dont start laffin so hard you fall out of your chair eether! They dont like it eh? Just look, like, disbelieveing and say "What????..."

If you see a "glass of beer" in the fridge, with bubbles on top...DONT assoom its real beer! It is probably a glass of pee that your idiot brother left to trick you. Smell it first. Then if it is beer drink it (Doh!). It it's pee, pour it into a beer bottle usin a funnel thingie, craxy glue a undaamged cap on the bottle and leave it in the fridge for yer F-in bruther!!! Dont forget which bottle has the pee in it! Mark it somehow.

If acyused of breakin the law or anything esle...lie! And say your bruther did it.

These 3 rules will get you out of 3 bad sityouations, eh?

BDiBR