Gosh,if youre in the eastern time zone, I've already missed your Birthday! So let the wild rumpus continue -- here's some jokes for you, about your speed I think...
Q: What is a zebra?
A: 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?
A: The taste.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Happy happy happy all the time time time!
Blessings,
Barbara