Oh, I see right through you, man. You are bold, creative, exotic and colorful. Your intentions are clearly to establish yourself as the heir apparent to the Mississippi Mudcat Methane and Megalomania Monopoly which Spaw has so carefully built up over the years, so you, too, can one day get all the second-hand obsequious admiration you can eat from Mudkittens everywhere, by making off-color remarks on threads once in a while. But you haven't paid the dues Spaw has yet. Go back and read his first 911,234,186 posts on this forum and you will see what I mean! It has only been 7,058 posts on your part since you first posted "Why are most mudcatters human? " in July of 2000. That's not bad, sure, but -- well, I know Spaw, LH....and you're no Spaw. Not yet, anyway.
But keep plugging. You can have your dream, LH. Just realize it won't happen overnight.... The expression "herding wet kittens" comes to mind...