I know nothing about Spaw's plumbing. I don't want to know anything about Spaw's plumbing.
As for those "periodic lapses into inane incoherency", what's new about that? "Periodic lapses into coherency" would be more surprising.
Just as long as he doesn't start telling us what a great president George W. Bush is. If he starts doing that he's way beyond the help of the NYCFTTS. We'd be forced to just take him out to the Interstate and push his ass in front of a Toledo-bound Kenworth.