Dammit LittleHawg, they are beating on you perdy bad over here I see. I'd jump in and lend a hand, but I'm still recovering from a vivisection conducted by foaming pitbulls on another thread and will be smarting from those injuries for days. My advice would be to roll into a tight fetal position and try to save yore genitals at least and make sure the dachshunds have had thar shots!