My sympathies, Tweed! That sounds rough. Vasectomy by pit bull is a daunting experience, but usually successful. The dachshunds are not such a problem, cos their bark is way worse than their bite.

Well, it's a beautiful morning here, sunshine pouring through the windows. I am going to have a nice drink of orange juice, put my feet up and contemplate the glories of assuming Mudcat hegemony, whilst disappointing young women...

- LH