The version I learned as a kid:

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones
Think I'll go eat worms

First one went down easy
Second one was kinda greasy
Third one....uurrp
Think I'll go eat worms


I grew up in London (UK), Kansas and Connecticut (USA) with British and American parents, and I have NO idea where or from whom I learned this song. Most likely on the playground in Connecticut in the early 1960's.