"If you want the meat, honey," the stewardess whispered in his ear, "meet me in the first class potty." Bond blew her a kiss, causing the nuns int the monastery seven miles below to experience multiple orgasms. The flight attendant walked to the potty but was distressed to find it unoccupied. "Oh, crap," she muttered. "Where in hell is SonofJaws? Do I have to kill Bond myself?" Just then the door opened and Bond appeared.

"Would you care to fondle my dancing lumberjack?" he whispered, removing the cover that uppercase q had placed over the doll's navel...