Uh, thank you 'seed.......I'm with you. And regarding musical attributes, let's not forget Mason Williams' hit, "Classical Gas".......I mean, what was that about? And then there was the great LePetomaine who tootled tunes for a living. And for our poetic and refined brethren, I'm sure they are familiar with the 12 stanza limerick, "The Farter from Sparta."

There was a young man from Sparta,
A truly magnificent farter.
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart "God Save the Queen,
And Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata.

Or closer home here at the 'Cat, I may have heard this one from 'seed.......Did I 'seed?

Gargoyle was more proper than most.
His poots didn't stink he would boast.
No tunes came from his ass,
But if you ignited the gas,
The flames would light up the Ivory Coast.

Yes, this is all in the best of taste and quite musical too. Hey Helen, what do you think?

catspaw